Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 29 April 2009
Am not going to go on about Michelle today. One is trying to get her out of one's head.
Charles called yesterday from the west wing of the palace. The lazy git couldnt' be bothered taking the escalators to the east wing where one was sitting doing a crossword. Am really tired of that lazy shit. If he thinks one is going to abdicate one's crown in the next few years to a useless cad like him, he has another think coming!
One doesn't think any of them will do as good a job as one. May just pass crown on to Prince Philip - or maybe that pretty young Australian princess in Denmark. One likes Denmark. Might be good to join monarchies.
Something to think about.
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