Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 18 April 2009

Well, the old fellow has gone and done it!!!

He is now the world's longest-living Consort. Saw the old codger briefly at breakfast time - he seemed really cheerful today and was even singing although what it was I couldnt tell. He then rushed off towards the stables.

One can remember that day vividly, because one thought that it would be a jolly jape to see His Royal Highness at His Royal lowest.

I decided to take four of my Corgis for a walk and I was just taking some spring morning air near the stables when I heard that noise again - it was Philip. He was perched on the tailgate of the old Range Rover singing and drinking Whisky.

One has never ever seen him so happy!

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send to a friend

Tell your friends about The Spoof!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more