Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 28 April 2009

Dear Diary,

Michelle text one this morning to say sorry for standing one up last week. Wrote back "who do you think you are?"
She didn't reply.

One's feelings for her have been waning lately. One doesn't like to be ignored, especially by lowly First Ladies. I mean, the woman has NO royal blood in her ANYWHERE, she's American for God's sake and she has the nerve to act like she is better than one!

Well I don't think so!

One will show her who is the top dog around here.

Ooh one is soo mad!

QEII