Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 15 April 2009

Dear Diary,

One is concerned that one is a lesbian.

Ever since the hugging incident with Michelle one just cannot stop thinking about her. One wonders if she thinks of one also?

But how could this be, how could so many decades and menopause go by, without one knowing one is gay?

Wonder if Palace Counsellor can cure one, or at least prescribe something to take one's mind off it.

No-one must ever find out about this....not even Michelle.


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