Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 8 April 2009

Dear Diary,

One feels extremely regrettable about putting ones arms around The First Lady. One has been trying to wash the germs off for over a week now, but to know avail. One promised Mother on the day one became Queen never to touch a mere mortal, not even an American one. One can now see why that promise was enforced.

One feels grotty and dirty since said incidence. One has bathed 18 times since, but feelings have not improved.

One is going to see Palace Counsellor tomorrow morning. One cannot go on like this.

QEII