Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 23 November 2008

Dear Diary,

I go to all the trouble to release a new video and all I hear on the television is "O.J. Simpson arrested, world economy takes a dump, Barack Obama ate an egg for breakfast, then took a dump."

This is getting to be very boring out here and it's getting harder to get any attention whatsoever.

Maybe they should get a video of me driving an electric car.

Maybe I should make an appearance during the Super Bowl by hacking the commercial time and everyone suddenly see Osama Ben Laden with eyes crossed, ears pulled out and sticking out my tongue.

No, they would just think it another stupid commercial.

Maybe I should marry Madonna!

No.....I'm not THAT desperate yet.

Binny