Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 22 November 2008

Dear Diary,

They made more videos of me and a few other top al-Qaeda people climbing in the rocks again. I do not understand that. Every time there is a new video, they want us to go pretend we are having a great meeting and ha ha ha. NO ONE has got bin Laden yet. Nyaaa!

I am getting sick of them showing us going through those same rocks. As if we were actually going somewheres. It is like the old Westerns when the hero tackles the villian on the same mound and knocks him off his horse. After awhile, you realize it's the same in 100 movies.

I think that in the next film I'll suddenly turn and flash my ass at them. Or maybe, begin singing "We're headed for the last round-up" and yodel like the Roy Rogers. Screw with their minds. They may as well just show the same pic. Maybe they do that already and they just get a kick out of seeing us climbing the same rocks. You know, they are sitting around A-Jazeera and they say, "I'm bored, let's go make Osama climb some rocks."

Yes, next time it will be "Osama Bin Laden shows contempt for the western world by flashing his ass at them!"

I must check with the Koran first.


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