Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 20 November 2008

Dear Diary,

I have sent a private video to the new president of America, Barack Obama. He does not realize it but one of his cousins- he must have hundreds of them- is one of my followers here. Wait till he hears this. I'll have him dancing to MY tune and I'll be able to leave these crappy caves.

(Later)

One of my key followers has just informed me that the man is not related to Barack Obama but to a Brakka Omama. At first I was very angry and was about to have him de-bodied with his head on a spike for starting such a tale out of vanity. But then I thought, Hey, Barack Obama don't know who all his cousins are. So I am going on with the squeeze to his nuggies.

I think I will rename him "Baroque Obama", a former musician from Nairobi, by Obama's father's sister-in-law, Oprahama.

Things are going to begin heating up come January.

Binny