Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 19 November 2008

Dear Diary,

I had hopes for this president Obama. "Yes we can!"..."Change is coming!" Every time we see on Al-Jazeera the signs, "CHANGE!" everywhere.

So who is he nominating for this "Change"? The Clinton people.

That is like Raul Castro leading his poor country out from the outdated ideas of Fidel. Then he checks with Fidel, "How can I do this?"

Like the WHO sang:

"Meet the new boss!

Same as the old boss!"

So I don't know. Clinton tried to kill me twice. Will Obama only once, so there's Change! Of course, he could try four times. That would still be change.

Me, I had my men in America to vote for Ralph Nader. I shiver when I think of that macho man trying to kill me. hee hee


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