Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 11 November 2008

Dear Diary,

Funny thing, I do not hate George Bush. I did, but not anymore. There are many George Bush types in America. It is America itself that needs to be taught a lesson.

No, there is one person we are all after...Geraldo Rivera. In this, we are not alone.

I recall one battle in the north where he was covering the action and the bullets were banging off the wall in front of Geraldo and my men say they were about out of ammo and had fled, all but a couple to cover the retreat. And, even then the bullets were blasting away at the wall in front of Geraldo.

The men say they have even seen other newsmen and photographers firing away at him during a fierce battle.

Binny