Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 15 November 2008

Dear Diary,

If there's one game I wish the men would grow tired of it's "Fart In The Cave". I mean, after a couple of months they all sound the same except the occassional accident which still brings even me a chuckle.

The cave certainly magnifies the sound.

I guess I should be thankful. What if they were all women? Somehow I don't think women would be entertained for month after month by farting in a cave.

It is especially annoying when they, unknowingly, have their contests on the other end of MY cave since it goes quite a ways back. But the results gradually make their way to this end.

There was that one night when I awakened and could hardly breathe. I lit a match to see what time it was and the next thing I knew I was lying outside the cave front without my turban and beard.

I still have terrible tinnitus in my ears. I must mark that other end of the cave.


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