Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Friday, 14 November 2008

Dear Diary,

This economy thing has hit us all very hard. With all the men we have lost lately, we'll be lucky to get a dozen virgins. It just dropped from 36 to 19. Those early martyrs got out when the gittin was good. Well, it just went back to 21. If it hits 12, I think we'll jump off of the mountain over there. 12 virgins, and already we hear that they are not out of the top drawer if you know what I mean? Maybe that's why they're still virgins.

Well, Bareb just "Sold" at 21. The blast jarred a rock loose and almost had me settling for 21 also.

Binny


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