Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 12 November 2008

Dear Diary,

Now that idiot Geraldo is saying on Al-Jazeera that I have had plastic surgery done.

"Why yes Geraldo, the plastic surgeon is only three caves down. Haven't you seen his shingle hanging outside his cave office? Moron!

We all go down there before going on a secret trip and have a Groucho Marx mask melted onto our faces so no one will recognize us. They will all say, "Look, there are 35 Groucho Marx catching that one plane."

Yes, Geraldo, I am in disguise! My beard is the color of the rainbow. That was me in the stands last weekend supporting the Oakland Raiders!

Then, Monday we Groucho's flew back here where I had a mohawk! And, I've had my feet cut off and now am two feet shorter! Hah! That is a good one. I must remember to tell it to the legless sheik.

I may be the #1 terrorist but Geraldo will always be a #2, just smell him! Hah!!

Binny