Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 13 November 2008

Dear Diary,

Mysterious happenings in my new cave, one that I had not thoroughly explored.

Late last night there was a strange light in the sky.

Then this wild-looking automobile comes hauling ass out of the cave and nearly runs me down, heading for that light in the sky-which looks a moth or bat or a boomarang or something.

Perhaps I was dreaming because the wild-looking car seemed to fly at one point.

It headed right across the desert and has not returned.

There must be another entrance in here somewheres.

Or maybe I had some bad goats milk.


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