Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Monday, 27 October 2008

Dear Diary:

Haven't heard a word in months from the Al-Shamu group out there trying to free the whales from captivity, nor the Al-Bundys who first sit quietly with their hands down the front of their pants while lulling their enemies to sleep and suddenly springing into action....or even the Palestinian Liberace Organization who first blind their foes with the glare from their teeth.

It's getting pretty lonely out here.

Binny