Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 18 December 2008

Dear Diary,

It's good to be back in my cave safely. I was still pondering why the United States has not found me yet, so I took a short trip to America.

Friends got me smuggled into the U.S. where I hid in the mountains of Dolly Parton in east Tennessee.

Only one day later a group of rednecks with banjos captured me and made me squeal like a pig, among other things.

So I'm glad to be back in wherever this is.

No more vidios until my walking improves.

Binny