Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 18 December 2008
Were is the justice in the world! I just left my cave for 2 minutes to go dig myself a new toilet and what do i find when i get back? Some crackhead free-loader squatting in my cave, nibbling on my rat-jerky!
He didn't even flinch when he saw me. Being at the top half of the Global Wanted List, you would expect a guy to take a picture or get an autograph when he saw me. I am so under apreciated here.
I've been extra nice this year so i'm expecting some new nuclear goodies from Santa. Last year all i got was toothpaste and a toothbrush with the note 'You really need it. From Santa' attatched.
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