Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary

Friday, 24 October 2014

Dear Diary,

Well, I'm hiding out here in one of my palaces, playing video games and watching basketball. My heels still hurt from those high heels but feels a lot better since I've been taking the high-grade heroin my Chinese buds have been sending.

I guess I took it too hard when Dennis Rodman said that he couldn't be my BFF any more because I live too far away. Probably me imprisoning him for three weeks when he got me mad last time didn't help much.

Maybe I'll put in a personal appearance and put all the sheeple's minds to rest. Oh wait! A new video game I haven't seen! Maybe I'll go out tomorrow or the next day instead.


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