Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 24 December 2014

Dear Diary-
Why does everybody continue to look at North Korea as such villains? It's the U.S. that made a movie where they try to assassinate me. Now they think I was behind the hacking of Sony. I think we covered our tracks well enough that they just THINK we did it. I haven't seen any solid proof!

I will say one thing-if they ever interrupt my Internet again while I'm watching the Bang Bus, it's @$^# WAR!

Sincerely,
Me