Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 2 November 2013

Dear Diary - I have invited Michelle Obama and Jill Biden to be my personal guests at my Pyongyang, North Korea presidential palace.

I hope that they accept my invitation. I know they will have a lot of fun and I have promised them that I will be providing them with a 200-man security detail.

I heard from my BFF Dennis Rodman that Mrs. Biden is really excited since she hardly ever gets to travel anywhere.

I told the two women that I will be picking up 100 percent of the tab and all they have to do is to show up.

Kim Jong Un