Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary

Monday, 9 December 2013

Dear Diary,
I am really thinking seriously of buying the Chicago Bulls and moving them to Pyongyang. I know my BFF Dennis Rodman said he would help. My dad Kim Jong Il always told me if I wanted someone to come to North Korea, just go ahead and kidnap them, like he did with the South Korean movie actress and director. But our meth sales have been real good and Dennis is such a good friend I think we'll just go ahead and put in a bid to buy them.
-"Jongie"