Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 9 January 2014

Dear Diary-
That was funny that they printed that rubbish about feeding Uncle Jang to the hungry dogs. But it WAS a good idea. Especially since Uncle Jang was such an unenthusiastic clapper, shooting was really too good for him. I just wish I had thought of using hungry dogs myself.

I have contacted Mr. Michael Vick and he says he would be glad to help me get together a kennel where I could have hungry dogs to use for executions. Let's see, any dog lovers in the family? lol I just kill myself.

Uncle Jang was not the only person to clap unenthusiasticly, I think it would be good to get some alternate execution methods ready for other weak clappers. And my BFF Dennis Rodman mentioned that my first tattoo could be of a dog eating a weak clapper.
Love me,

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