Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary

Monday, 21 March 2016

I was just reading some of the things that the new ghostwriter put in my diary. He doesn't talk hardly at all about my greatness, just talks about my day. Maybe a decade in the labor camp will help him come up with some better adjectives. At least he won't be lonely with his parents and grandparents and the rest of his relatives with him.

Won't get lonely! I just crack myself up!