Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 5 March 2016
I've finally stopped wondering if this is all real-being the dictator of my own nation! First I never see Pop and then all of a sudden he dies and it's like I died and went to heaven! All the sex, food, power, food, palaces, food, money, and food that I want!
At first I was wondering if I was really worthy, and then I realized I must be! I am really the Chosen One! I always thought I had to be special!
I'm going to throw into a labor camp another of those generals that looked at me funny! Another great day!
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