Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 9 April 2016
Well, I'm bored again. I've already done my favorite things today-threaten the U.S. and S. Korea, execute a few peasants, watch a Chicago Bulls game, and spent an hour with my Pleasure Squad. Now I have the rest of the day with nothing to do!
Oh wait! I know! It's time for a marathon eating session! I especially love to invite starving peasants in to watch me eat and then watch them dive for the crumbs!
It's going to be a good day after all!
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