Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 1 September 2013

Dear Diary - I did not mean to scare people, especially girls when I said that I shot one of my ex-girlfriends.

I just want people to know that I am one powerful Asian Pillsbury Doughboy, as Vice-President Joe Biden has nicknamed me.

I like Joey. He is funny; kinda like me. We both have the same sense of humor - of course I have a much prettier looking hairdo than Joey does.

Well, I better close for now I have to check and see how many missiles I have so that I can start threatening to fire one and get everyone in the world all riled up (again).

I love being the leader of North Korea, the most powerful nation in the entire world.

Kim Jong Un

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