Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 11 September 2013

Dear Diary - I have to say that I am jealous that Syria has taken away my thunder. Hardly anyone mentions North Korea anymore.

Maybe I will launch a missile towards Japan to stir things up. Yeah that's a good idea. Dennis Rodman is one funny dude. We played a game of HORSE and he barely won.

I told him that the next time I am winning or I may have him shot. He laughed a lot. Me too. But still one never knows about me.

Kim Jong Un