Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 28 August 2013

Dear Diary - I am going to buy an apartment in Manhattan and I do not care what that billionaire bitch Donnie Trump thinks about it.

The little weasel-looking twerp has no idea that I have ten times more money than he does. He owns buildings and golf courses, hell I own a country.

And the nerve of that honkie making fun of my hair. At least my hair is real whereas his hair came from the butt of a Bolivian llama.

If he keeps it up, I will see about buying all of Manhattan and I will have the anteater evicted.

Kim Jong Un

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