Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 17 August 2013

Dear Diary - I think that it is about time that I get back on the front pages of the world's newspapers. Things around Pyongyang have been pretty quiet since I stopped threatening to shoot a missile at Japan, South Korea, and Los Angeles.

I know that I pretty well got everyone stirred up. Some people say that I am crazy, but that is not true because if I was crazy I would be saying stupid stuff like I am going to fire a missile at the moon, or I am going to launch a missile and hit some cornfield in Iowa.

Guess I'll just think about it and then say something silly like Donald Trump always does.

Kim Jong Un

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