Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 3 August 2013
Dear Diary - I think to celebrate President Obama's 52nd birthday I will fire a rocket in the direction of Washington, D.C.
I am sure that it will get everyone's attention. But I don't really want to ruin it for his little girls Malia and Sasha.
If I do decide to fire off a missile I will probably aim it toward Ann Coulter's house. I hate that woman. She called me the Asian Pillsbury Doughboy.
I hope the bitch gets eaten up by a giraffe.
Kim Jong Un.
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