Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 2 February 2014

Dear Diary - I've never been as sad as I am now. Even my own mommy is starting to call me names like punk, jerk, dumbass, and SOB.

I was really surprised about the SOB but I guess that just goes to show how upset she is with me.

I tried to make it all up to her by buying her a Cadillac Escalade SUV and a Glamorous Makeover, but that didn't work.

She says that I am a big disappointment and that I belong up in the North Pole.

I am so sad.

Justin Bieber