Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 5 July 2015

My business manager said I was on the verge of bankruptcy due to all the judges I had to bribe to avoid jail. And my publicist warned me that if I didn't do allot more outrageous publicity stunts I will soon be banished into obscurity forever. I wonder if I eat some feces on live TV it'll put me back in the spotlight for a while.