Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 9 January 2014
I hate big dull cars and trucks. You hear about the Dodge Durango and the Buick Bigass. I don't know. But the car salesmen try to make you think they are something they are not.
If I sat in them, I'd have to look through the bottom of the steering wheel.
Is there an honest company out there that's like "The Dodge Duluth", we get you where you want to go. We need those in Canada when there is 3 feet of snow.
I use our skidoo! "Mom, I'm going down to the store for a box of Twinkies and taking the Sumaria Skidoo! Must be four feet of snow and it's blowing. Send the dogsled if I'm not back soon."
"What did you say, Justin?"
Hey there's another song idea.
Let's see. The snow is so deep you park the skidoo and under all that snow you hear a voice below you say, "Move along kid. That skidoo is sitting on my car!"
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