Jeremy Beadle - My Fake Diary

Monday, 8 December 2003

hello to you readers

i could hardly sleep what with me thinking about that DVD palarva, there must be some mix up at the DVD factory or something i mean come on as if shops would want to miss out on comedy gold such as Beadles about and the best of youve been framed.

Im going to go and walk a dog with no legs now-its for my new show, a concept that is sure to rival animal hospital, well i say new show i get the wife to run along after me and hide in bushes while she secretly films, then ill be posting it off to tv execs all over the world

it'll be snapped up, yeh thats right snapped up