George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Monday, 8 December 2008
I had to issue more terrorist warnings today, especially after that India thing.
Well, it's worked for seven years. We haven't been attacked yet.
Speaking of which, that sandwich thing we issue the troops that lasts forever, finally passed. I ate it in 2003. It was in big chunks and hurt like the dickens. Hemroid City, here I come. So I guess this is when a lot of things are ending.
And this terrorist attack business. We don't know when it will happen or where it will happen. We just know that it IS going to happen someday.
Kind of like when you call Joe the plumber or any of his plumber friends.
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