George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Friday, 5 December 2008

Dear Diary,

W. Here. I don't know how Osama is going to handle the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan...actually everywhere.

Look at India.

I myself have made it plain. Either you are for us or against us...unless you have oil available...or if you're like Liechtenstein or Frankenstein, that you don't even have an army..or you're for us but still sell the terrorists weapons and they say, "They're going to buy weapons somewhere and it might as well be us." I ccn understand that.

Everybody needs to earn a buck these days. After all, we're selling them to Saudi Arabia and a lot of the terrorists are from there. Also Pakistan.

Poor old Osama. Without a clear understanding of all this, he won't know who's with us or against us.

I did ask McCain during the campaign and he said, "It's Sidney or the bush!" Wonder if he was talking about me...and if he meant Cindy instead of Sidney. I mean, he'd had a few from Cindy's beer company.

W.