George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 6 December 2008

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Maybe I shouldn't have had that interview with Chucky Gibson. They can edit those to make you look like an idiot. But I checked mine and they didn't exit out anything that I said.

That was nice of Chucky. He just kept grinning and asking questions.

When he asked me about the homosexual gay thing and how a judge would rule on it, all I could think of was "Troubled". Since all presidents fall back on that word, I thought I might as well use it too.

"Troubled"...gotta remember to use that during the next two months.

Nixon used it a lot. So did Carter. But Nixon always put that special face on when he said it, sometimes shaking his head slightly till his jaws wagged.

Personally, I don't think judges should decide something like that.

Of course the Supreme Court helped me get in here 8 years ago. What if Gore had been here? When 911 happened he'd probably have everyone go hug a tree instead of fighting back.

NO attacks in SEVEN years! Well, none from terrorists. But these bankers may kill us all.

W.