George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 8 November 2008
Dear Diary, W. Here. Cheney has sent me another one of these blonde jokes even though he knows I never get them. He apparently thinks they are hilarious because he watches me closely and chuckles. I'll admit that he does like my own attempts at levity, even though I often forget part of the joke in the retelling. Like the one where a doctor told the young lady to go home and for her condition to get into a tub full of milk. When she asks him, "Pasteurized?", he says, "no just up to your boobs." Only when I tried to tell it to Cheney, I said "Hymogenized?"
Also later, I asked him if he had heard about the man who had caught a fish that was THIS long, holding up one hand. You see, I had left out the part that he was a one-armed man.
But good ole Cheney, he laughed at both attempts like he'd have another heart attack.
You can't beat that kind of loyalty.
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