George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 10 November 2008

Dear Diary,

W. Here. I still don't understand this Yoga Beara thing. Years ago I actually met Yoga Beara back when I owned the Texas Rangers and when Yoga arrived in Texas one day with old beat-up luggage, he told reporters that having old luggage was fine. He said, "Always buy used luggage. Why should you spend a lot of money on something you only use when you travel?"

Then everybody broke up with laughter and slapped "good ole Yoga" on the back.

So I said, "Laura buys new luggage but only at discount stores because we travel a lot." Then I giggled a little.

Years later in the New York Times I see this headline: "The Day Laura Bush Was In Tears Over President Bush Being So Cheap!"

I've got to study this Yoga thing a little closer. I'm missing something here. They say "Yoga" is really popular these days too.


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