George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 9 November 2008

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

They've got a new "report card" out for my sending our troops into Iraq and how many of our 18 major goals we've achieved in the past six years, and it's six..one for each year.

Isn't that great? A .333 batting average. Many a Texas Ranger would envy that type of average.

All I needed was twelve more years, but I guess that only works for New York's Mayor Bloombird.

Laura's hid the Jim Beam again.

W.


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