George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 4 November 2008

Daer Diary,

W. Here. That Village Idiot David Letterman said that I'd set the clocks back Saturday night to 1929. "Har-de-har-har!" as Mama would say.

I'm STILL President of these United States of America in case you've forgotten it, Mr. Letterman, and I can still set your ass back up to the location of your shoulderblades!

Snot!

W.


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