George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 6 November 2008

Dear Diary,

W. Here. Diary, I'm gonna miss sitting here so many nights, eight full years, putting down words that people will be seeing in my library for generations to come. Yes, I fully intend to place this for everyone to see. Those Lefters have labeled me a dunce and a joke for the past eight years but you, dear diary, hold within you the truth. Now I must invite our next president, Mr. Osama and his family to the White House.

Two more things I want to accomplish before I leave:

To take a "caring flight" over that disaster area called the Walter Reed Hospital and kick Ass Cheney in the Dick.

W.