George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 13 November 2008

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I'm still working on this Yoga Beara thing. His "When you come to the fork in the road, take it" is now famous. But why does a careless camper losing his fork in the road and its being taken by someone strike people as funny?

Now, if Wiley Coyote had lost it and that, hee hee, road runner grabbed it up so Wiley couldn't eat his err Wiley-food, that's funny as all get out.

This Yoga Beara thing must be like that art stuff. People swoon and pay millions of dollars for a painting that looks like a big juicy bug hit the windshield of the chauffeur's limo.

Come to think of it, now THAT'S funny!

W.