George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 5 November 2008

Dear Diary,

W. Here. Well, the 2008 election is over and Barack Obama will have to carry the balls for awhile. I know that I've done the best that I could with the newspeople and newspapers snapping at my ass 24-hours a day.

After January I'll be out of here and those cartoonists, etc will miss me. Wait and see, dear diary, the day I walk out of the Oval Office, my ratings will shoot through the roof!

W.