George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 11 November 2008

Dear Diary,

W. Here. Been showing the Balack Obamas around all day and I'm tired but I just gave a reporter friend a late night interview.

Those democrats still ragging me and I'm leaving already, OK?

Democrats say it has taken us way too long to set up a ruling party in Iraq. That's been no party, believe me.

We have to get them all to accept a single elected leader and that is very difficult and takes some time.

Democrats of all people should know that things take time to get done. Why it took them two years to select Balack Obama.

And, even now Balack and his family aren't quite in the White House yet. There's still that American Taliban out there somewheres in a pantsuit.

Beddy time.

W.