George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Friday, 7 November 2008

Dear Diary,

W. Here. I hope our next president, Baraka Osama will stay the course in Iraq and not get all preoccupied about the missing Stealth Bombers we parked somewhere in the desert and now we can't find them. Someone should have at least left a blinking light on of some kind.

Well, I'll let Osama worry about it now. In the meanwhile, even if the Taliban have them now, we'd still be able to smell them. Maybe put some Taliban-sniffing dogs about our borders.

Another thing, even if they are invisible, we'd be very suspicious of a pilot sitting up in the air by himself and moving rapidly across the sky and the nucular weapons would also be visible. That'd look kinda funny. Not funny in a ha-ha way, but like Mama looks at me sometimes after I try to explain things.

W.


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