George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 12 November 2008

Dear Diary, W. Here. Cheney had several of us over again last night.

Well, actually it was me, Dan Quayle, Woody Allen and Cheney. Anyways, talk about a bad joke, Cheney said that it was so flat in some parts of Wyoming that on a clear day you can stand out in an open area and see the back of your head. Of course, we all chuckled but he must have left out part of the joke because there's just too many trees and stuff over there in the Dakotas.

But we laughed so he wouldn't be embarrassed.

Dan Quayle doesn't seem to know many jokes. He's always keeping an eye on Cheney because of his name I guess. Plus, I don't understand anything Woody Allen says. It must be funny because Cheney lets out a hoot of laughter every little bit. Woody's kinda funny to look at too.

Mostly Woody just sits there writing stuff on a sheet of paper. Probably copying some of my better jokes even though he doesn't get them because of me leaving out stuff.

Cheney chuckles all evening.

Dan Quayle seems like a decent sort. Evey once in awhile I'll rib him by suddenly saying, "How do you spell, Potatoe!" I don't know what that's all about but even Woody snickers. That's the way I spell it too. But anyway, we have a good time with the drinks and all. I really let down my hairs.

W.


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