George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 3 November 2008

Dear Diary,

W. Here. That former president-tay of Mexico, Wiley Fox, stated yesterday that my Spanish-speaking ability was at a grade school level. If he thinks MY Spanish speaking is bad, he should go over to Brazil and hear the way they butcher it.

I hope things go well for the family get-together tonight and Mama understands because the whole family loves to play Monopoly and everyone else has agreed to change that one card to "Do Not Pass Gas, Do Not Collect $200" and see she gets it early.

W.