George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 2 November 2008

Dear Diary,

W. Here. There's a story circulating Washington that my autobiography is out and that I say in it somewheres that I have shed a lot of tears over the past eight years. Well I have. There's a lot of trouble for our nation out there. So I'm sensitive, so what? Anyway, I don't recall writing about crying even in my diary, although I guess I now have.

I'm going to send some of my people out to check with the bookstores to see exactly who's writen my autobiography and exactly how they got their information.

I had intended to write it myself. Though, I guess they could have some private stuff in there that I've forgotten.

W.


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