George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 21 September 2008

I have to go to New York City today to go to a New York Yankees game. It is the last game in Yankee stadium and they are making a big deal about it.

They call this place The House That Ruth Built, but we all know it isn't really true. Babe Ruth was a baseball player, and not into construction. The other Ruth, Ruth Bader Ginsberg, is just an ugly looking woman and she isn't old enough to have built this place.

I hope Rudy Jello-money isn't there again. He'll go 9-11, 9-11 all day long and won't let me watch the game.

They are supposed to put me in the same seat that I was in last time I was at Yankee stadium. I wonder if my gum is still under the seat? I can probably get some more chewing out of it, cuz I only put it under there when we all sang the National Anthem and it still had good flavor and I ate a hot dog and then forgot about it.

I wish they had cheerleaders in baseball.

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